Notes: This story was inspired by a real life experience while driving along a highway in Germany. Manips by Frodosweetstuff.
The life of a driving instructor wasn’t easy, Sean Astin had learned. Being stuck in an enclosed space for two hours with a total stranger was a crap shoot. One never knew what to expect.
Over time he’d become more or less immune to varying levels of personal hygiene from the under-washed to the over-cologned, learned how politely to rebuff those (of both sexes) who seemed to think the gear shift was located between his thighs, and developed a variety of sympathetic, suitable noises and expressions to make when a student confused the driving school’s 2009 Hyundai Sonata with a church confessional and Sean with a priest and proceeded to pour out all his or her life woes (some dating back to the womb).
Mostly, though, people were polite, well groomed, paid reasonable attention to what Sean was telling them, and passed their driver’s tests at a rate that made him the most successful instructor at the Liberty Driving School. He took pride in his success, and in the knowledge that a small percentage of southern California’s highways was populated by drivers that had been conscientiously and thoroughly prepared before hitting the road. (He sometimes wondered if they were the only ones.)
But success could be a mixed blessing, he discovered. It began when Sean was assigned to teach an 8 hour court-ordered remedial defensive driving class to a Hollywood celebrity who had been clocked driving her Porsche Carrera 85 mph down Rodeo Drive at 3 a.m., sans seat belt or driver’s license.
It was surreal to be sharing a humble Hyundai Sonata with a woman whose face had stared back at him from innumerable freeway billboards and magazine covers. It was even more surreal when at the end of their fourth 2-hour session, instead of saying good-bye and getting out of the Hyundai, she put her diamond be-ringed right hand on Sean’s left thigh, leaned in and said in a sultry whisper, “I’ve been very, very good and patient, resisting your delicious earnestness for eight whole hours.” Her fingers began to walk deliberately toward his crotch. “So, about you come inside and let me show you how very, very naughty and impatient I can be?”
Her hand had made a move to grab his gear shift, but Sean, scarlet and stunned because he totally hadn’t seen and could never have imagined this coming, intercepted it and said apologetically, “Not that I’m not flattered, believe me, but the thing is, I bat for the other team.”
She sighed and said, “The story of my life. Every time I meet a nice guy, it turns out he’s gay.”
“I’m sorry,” Sean said, and meant it. She was very attractive.
“Don’t be, darling. It’s not your fault.” She patted him on the cheek. “You’ve been a doll, Sean. I’ll see what I can do to send more business your way.” It was only after she’d departed that he discovered she’d left behind more than a fragrant drift of very expensive perfume - there was a $100 bill tucked into his jacket pocket.
Sean hadn’t actually believed she meant what she said about sending more business his way, but apparently she did, for a few days later another Hollywood celebrity whose teenage son needed driving lessons contacted the driving school and asked specifically for Sean. Then he dropped Sean’s name to a celebrity neighbor with a teenage daughter, who subsequently recommended Sean to the director of his latest mega-hit movie, and somehow, before he knew it, Sean had become the unofficial ‘Driving Instructor to the Stars’.
A dubious honor, one that was not all that it was cracked up to be regardless of what his envious fellow instructors might think. It was amazing how many of the stars had to take the 8 hour court-ordered remedial defensive driving class (leading him to conclude that being arrested for speeding sans license in the wee hours of the morning was a sort of celebrity rite of passage). It was also amazing, not to mention startling, the number of them who found his earnestness ‘delicious’ and his gear shift a temptation.
And then one day, Sean drove the Hyundai (which in odd, irrational moments he suspected was turning into a snob, as it had a distinct tendency to sputter and hesitate whenever they were headed away from Hollywood) out toward the Pacific to pick up a new student, 24 year-old Elijah Wood.
Elijah was enrolled in the 20 hour adult driver course, which consisted of ten 2-hour lessons, and then transport to the Department of Motor Vehicles to take his driver’s test using the driving school’s car. According to the ‘How did you hear about us?’ question on the registration form, he’d been referred to the Liberty Driving School (and Sean in particular) by Dominic Monaghan, who had taken the 8 hour remedial class with Sean after being arrested for speeding through Westwood in the wee hours of the morning.
Dom was a minor television celebrity whom Sean had vaguely recognized from an In-N-Out Burger commercial, and, unlike Sean’s previous celebrity students, not only found Sean’s earnestness boring rather than delicious, but his gear shift totally uninspiring. This was fortunate, because he was definitely not Sean’s type.
Such turned out not to be the case with his friend, however.
Sean’s first glimpse of his new student waiting outside a cute bungalow on a quiet Venice Beach side street left him awestruck. It was, he thought, as if a multi-colored rainbow had sprung improbably into life in the sun-drenched sky. Sean only hoped that the rainbow symbology was apropos in more ways than one; to paraphrase his former celebrity student, it seemed like every time he met a cute guy, it turned out he was straight.
Sean got out of the Hyundai, hyper-aware of his less than daisy fresh appearance at this late hour of the afternoon. If only he could have stopped by his apartment along the way to shave again and put on a fresh shirt, he lamented. First impressions were so vitally important.
“Hi,” said Elijah Wood in a bright and friendly voice, advancing to meet him, “I’m Elijah.” He held out his hand.
Sean always cautioned his students about the risks of using cruise control - it could be hazardous, especially in rainy weather when hydroplaning was a possibility - but there were times, like now, when it was indispensable. “Hi,” his mouth said, entirely of its own volition, because his brain was otherwise occupied in cataloging the many perfections of Elijah Wood’s gorgeous face, “I’m Sean Astin, your driving instructor.” His right hand was on cruise control, too, apparently, because it reached out to meet Elijah’s and shook it, politely yet firmly. Sean hardly noticed; he was too busy staring besottedly into the biggest, bluest eyes he’d ever seen.
“It’s great to meet you, Sean. You don’t mind if I call you Sean, do you?” Elijah asked earnestly, thus proving that earnestness could indeed be delicious - when it was displayed by elfin, dark-haired, blue-eyed 24 year-old residents of Venice Beach, that is.
“No, no, of course not,” Sean said, while rainbows continued to blossom all around him.
“I feel like I almost know you since you gave my friend Dom lessons. He says you’re a totally brilliant driving instructor.”
Latent jealousy over Dom’s possible place in Elijah’s life warred with gratitude for the actor’s endorsement. “I try my best,” Sean said, blushing a little, and then decided that, though he’d have infinitely preferred to stand gazing into Elijah’s spellbinding eyes for another few hours, he had a job to do. Damn. “Do you have your instructional permit?”
“I’ve got it right here. They told me when I registered that you’d need to see it,” Elijah replied. He opened the flap of a rather beat-up leather messenger bag and removed a sheet of official-looking paper.
Sean took the proffered permit and eyeballed it, getting an illicit thrill just from the sight of Elijah’s name. Imagine how good it would look on a marriage certificate, his besotted brain said. “Thanks, Elijah. I have to take this back to the office to photocopy for your file, but I’ll return it on Wednesday at your next lesson.” He was already depressed over the fact that between today and Wednesday stood the immovable monolith that was Tuesday.
“That’s okay. Um, I’m afraid it took me three tries to pass the written test,” Elijah confessed. “I feel like an idiot.”
Sean wanted to give him a big, long, reassuring hug. And maybe a kiss. “Don’t feel like that. It’s actually pretty common for adults not to pass the permit test on the first couple of tries. If you haven’t been behind the wheel of a car yet, the questions may seem kind of abstract.”
Elijah looked struck. “Yeah, that’s it exactly, Sean. I couldn’t relate to what they were asking. You see,” he added confidingly, “I lived in New York City from the time I was 8 years old until a few weeks ago, and so I never needed to learn how to drive.”
Dozens of questions crowded Sean’s mind like jostling cars at rush hour. Almost all of them were intrusive or inappropriate or downright insane, such as “Will you marry me?” He managed to free himself from the traffic, however, and said, “I’m afraid a car is an absolute must in southern California.”
“So I’ve discovered since I moved here. My friends have gotten sick and tired of ferrying me around to auditions and call-backs.”
Sean couldn’t imagine anyone who had the privilege of driving Elijah Wood around actually minding. Thanking their lucky stars, yes. Going into mourning because he was learning to drive, definitely.
“Well, very soon you’ll have your own license and be able to drive yourself,” he said.
“I hope so.” Elijah took his enticingly full and pink lower lip between his small, square front teeth, which turned out to have a noticeable and strangely (because Sean had never before thought of teeth as anything but a utilitarian necessity) erotic space between them, and worried at it. “I’m kinda nervous,” he confided.
“Don’t be. There’s honestly nothing to be nervous about,” Sean said in a soothing voice. He was expert at soothing voices, having had years of practice dealing with nervous first-time drivers. “Thousands of people get their driver’s licenses every year, Elijah.” He didn’t add that probably 80% of them had no business being behind the wheel of a fast-moving two-ton piece of motorized metal, since his goal as an instructor was to foster a sense of accomplishment and security in his students, not to terrorize them.
“That’s true,” Elijah said. “I guess I wasn’t thinking of it like that.”
“It’s important to keep perspective in anything we do,” said Sean, opening the passenger door of the Hyundai. Although Elijah was casually dressed in jeans and a tee shirt, he had an urge to pull out a Kleenex, dust off the car seat and apologize for the fact that the Hyundai wasn’t a Rolls Royce. “Now why don’t you hop in the car and we’ll get started?”
“You mean you’re not going to make me drive?” Elijah sounded as if he had expected Sean to wrestle him bodily into the driver’s seat, tie him there and order him onto the freeway.
Some amazingly erotic images sprang into Sean’s mind then, the sort of fantasies he’d never entertained about any of his previous students (although there were some he wouldn’t have minded tying up if it kept their hands from roaming).
“It’s not a sink or swim situation, Elijah. I would never ask you to drive in traffic the first day. In fact, we start students off driving in a parking lot where they can practice accelerating and braking and turning without having to worry about other cars. There’s an elementary school a couple of miles from here that has a suitable parking lot. That’s where we’re going now.”
“That sounds brilliant.” Elijah smiled a sunny, relieved smile and climbed into the passenger seat.
Sean closed the door and as he walked around to the driver’s side of the car, dazzlingly white unicorns with pearlescent spiral horns and hooves and glitter-sprinkled manes and tails started frolicking on the rainbows. Two hours in the Hyundai with Elijah Wood today, and nine more sessions after that, plus the trip to Motor Vehicles for his road test. Surely 20 hours should be time enough to discover if his gaydar was correct about Elijah, and if he might, just might, be interested in a date.
“Buckle up,” Sean said when he joined Elijah in the car. Elijah obediently reached for the shoulder strap and fastened the buckle while Sean retrieved a glossy sky-blue folder with a stylized red and white Statue of Liberty design on the cover from the back seat. “This is for you. You don’t need to look through it right now, but it has a copy of the course curriculum, supplementary reading materials, and also my business card with my cell phone number.” He tried hard to keep his voice light as he added, “Just in case you have any questions in between your sessions.” He handed the folder to Elijah.
“Thanks, Sean.” Elijah tucked the folder away inside his messenger bag and looked at Sean expectantly.
Sean had taught dozens and dozens and dozens of people to drive. Never before had he had the slightest difficulty focusing on the matter at hand. But so discombobulated was he by the presence of this ‘58 Thunderbird, this ‘63 Corvette, this gull-wing Mercedes, this Bugatti Royale, of a human being in the Hyundai’s passenger seat, that after turning the key in the ignition, he forgot to release it.
A horrible screeching sound rent the air as the Hyundai, unsurprisingly, protested this amateurish performance (or possibly the comparisons Sean had just made in his mind; although anthropomorphizing an automobile was something Sean tried not to do, he was sensitive to the fact that the Hyundai was a member of the working class).
His cheeks heated with embarrassment, but Sean did his best to cover up the goof by saying, “Now that, Elijah, was a demonstration of how not to start a car.” His cheeks heated even more when he realized how ridiculous he sounded, like an American version of Basil Fawlty at his most pompous.
Sean put the car in gear, pulled out into the street, and immediately set his mouth to cruise control again, launching into some well-rehearsed patter about the general principles of safe driving (a lecture he’d given so often that he suspected he could recite it in his sleep; he had, alas, no significant other to tell him if he ever actually did). This carried him safely through until they arrived at the Broadway Elementary School.
He parked the Hyundai in the empty lot, school having gotten out several hours earlier, and shut off the engine. Elijah was gazing at him earnestly again, those enormous blue eyes sucking Sean in with the force of a car wash vacuum cleaner.
“Do we change places now so I can drive?” Elijah asked.
Like an engine with the choke wide open, Sean’s brain was flooded with another cascade of suggestive imagery as he pictured the two of them changing places in the front seat without leaving the car. He gave his brain a metaphorical kick in the metaphorical Michelins and told it to behave.
“Not just yet. First you have to get oriented to the features of the car, Elijah - learn how to adjust the side and rear view mirrors, things like that.”
“Oh. Right. Duh! That was a really stupid question.”
“There are no stupid questions,” Sean said gently. Except the ones he had, that is - ones that had nothing to do with driving, but a lot to do with Elijah’s current relationship status and whether he’d accept an invitation to dinner. “Now there are a few things you need to check before you even get in a car to drive. We’ll start with those.”
“Okay.” Elijah unbuckled his seat belt and started to climb out of the Hyundai.
His eyes might have been high beams so minutely did Sean pick out every detail of his new student as he moved: the surprisingly broad shoulders that tapered to a tiny waist, narrow hips and a very tight butt; the neat ears that lay almost flat to Elijah’s skull; the impressive flex of muscle and tendon in his left arm as he braced it on the seat; the faint tan line that appeared when the sleeve of his plain white tee shirt shifted or lifted; the flawless profile that brought to mind paintings and sculptures Sean had studied in Art History class in college.
This was bad, Sean thought, stealing a few necessary seconds to compose himself before getting out of the car. Very bad. He’d fallen for Elijah faster than a Maserati could go from 0 to 60.
The badness of Sean’s situation became more and more apparent as the lesson progressed. It wasn’t only that Elijah was attentive, in a deliciously earnest, attractive-wrinkling-of-the-brows manner. It wasn’t only that he had this way of fixing his soul-stirring eyes on Sean’s face that made him break out all over in goose bumps. It was that inevitably in the course of showing Elijah how to pop the Hyundai’s hood, how to unlock the doors and open the gas cap, how to put on the lights, the indicators and the windshield wipers, how to adjust the rear and side view mirrors and the seat back, Sean had to get close, oh so very close, to Elijah. He had to reach around or over him, occasionally even brush against him, so that he could feel the heat radiating from his body and smell the delicious soap-sweat-musk of him.
It was the sweetest torture any driving school instructor had ever endured, Sean felt certain.
Eventually the orientation portion of the lesson was completed. Elijah had been shown every knob, switch, lever and button in the Hyundai - including some that Sean normally skipped over, but included in the interests of thoroughness – and was now ensconced in the driver’s seat. The key was back in the ignition, and he was worrying at his lower lip again because the moment of truth had arrived.
“Just relax, Elijah,” Sean said. “Take a deep breath, let it out slowly, and relax.”
Elijah did. Then he smiled at Sean. “I’m ready,” he said with a small, decisive nod and a determined glint in his eyes. “What must I do?”
Another thrill ran through Sean. For a moment the white Hyundai, the black parking lot, the red brick school building, the blue sky over Venice Beach all disappeared. Sean felt transported, as if he was about to embark on an adventure far grander and more challenging than teaching Elijah how to drive – hiking into the wilderness, perhaps, or up the side of a towering mountain.
Alas, the vision faded almost at once, and the mundanity of real life returned. He was only an instructor for the Liberty Driving School, not the Clark to Elijah’s Lewis, or the Norgay to Elijah’s Sir Edmund Hillary. “The first thing you have to do is check that the car is in park,” he said prosaically. “You can’t start the engine unless the car is in either park or neutral.”
Elijah contemplated the gear shift. “It’s in park,” he said.
“Then go ahead and turn the key in the ignition. Turn it all the way to the right until the engine starts, and then let it go.”
“Am I supposed to step on the gas or anything?”
“No. In fact, you could flood the engine and stall it out if you feed it gas. Modern cars have electronic fuel injection systems and don’t need any revving.”
“You can tell I don’t know much about cars,” Elijah said cheerfully. “Well, all right, here goes.” He turned the key in the ignition, and the engine hummed to life. He grinned. “I did it.”
“Better than I did,” Sean joked, and for the first time heard Elijah laugh, or rather giggle. It almost made him wish that he was his nemesis, Captain Traffic of the despised rival Comedy Traffic School (or Driving School Lite as he thought of it), simply so he would have an excuse for making Elijah giggle over and over. Although on second thoughts, Captain Traffic’s red, white and blue superhero outfit might make him giggle for the wrong reasons.
“But that’s just step 1,” he went on, banishing a distressing image of himself in superhero costume. “Now set your right foot on the brake pedal.” Elijah did. “Good. Step 3 is to release the parking brake – it’s located on the floor on your left, remember? Using your left foot, press the brake firmly down and then ease your foot up to disengage it.”
Elijah fished around with his black Chuck until he located the parking brake. “Press it down and then relax?”
“That’s right... you got it. Now you can shift the car into drive. Keep your right foot on the brake pedal while you do.”
Elijah curled the palm of his right hand over the black knob at the top of the gear shift, and pulled it down until the ‘D’ was lit. The phallic implications leapt out at Sean, and he had a fatalistic sensation that after his 20 hours in the Hyundai with Elijah, he was never going to look at a gear shift the same way again. He also had a new perspective on those, like his first celebrity student, who had obviously seen the phallic implications that he’d previously missed. Drive a mile in another man’s (or woman’s) car, as the saying went – more or less.
Elijah was regarding him expectantly again, those enormous blue eyes sucking him inexorably in... Sean had to kick his metaphorical Michelins again. Hard.
“I want you to imagine the steering wheel is a clock. Your hands go on the wheel at the 10 o’clock and 2 o’clock positions,” he said. When Elijah had his hands where Sean wanted them (for driving purposes at least), he continued, “You can lift your foot off the brake now. The car is going to move without you having to press on the accelerator pedal, so your natural impulse will be to step on the brake again, but don’t do it.”
The car started to inch forward and Elijah, who had the steering wheel in the white-knuckled Grip of Doom typical of new drivers, said tensely, “What if the car runs into something? A light pole or a fence or something?”
“The car is equipped with dual brakes, so I can stop it if necessary. But it’s not going to run into anything. I’ve never yet had a student take out so much as a shrub,” Sean told him. It was a statistic of which he was justifiably proud, considering some of the horror stories he’d heard - and even witnessed.
His absolute favorite career memory, in fact, was of the time he and a student (driving flawlessly) came upon a gaudy red, white and blue car parked on the shoulder. It was the Comedy Traffic School’s car and Captain Traffic, filling out his superhero costume in all the wrong places, was picking up the mangled side view mirror that his student had sheared off on a telephone pole. Ignoble to gloat, perhaps, but Sean was after all only human, with no pretensions toward superhero-dom. Take that, Captain Traffic, he’d thought as they breezed past.
“Well, that’s reassuring.” Elijah didn’t actually sound all that reassured, but Sean knew from experience that the very best reassurance was for the student to drive and see for him or herself that it wasn’t as scary or dangerous as it seemed.
“Turn the wheel a little and steer toward the far end of the lot,” he instructed Elijah.
“The far end of the lot - is that to the left or the right?”
“To the left. We’re sort of close to the other end.” There was a chain link fence about 20 feet to their right.
“Sorry – I’m still pretty nervous.” Elijah cautiously turned the steering wheel to the left.
“It’s okay. It’s perfectly natural to be nervous when you’re first starting out. Now I want you to press on the accelerator pedal and give the car some gas – gently.” Sean braced himself, fairly certain what would happen next. It usually did.
Sure enough, the Hyundai lurched forward as Elijah pressed the accelerator pedal much too hard then lurched a second time when he snatched his foot away. “Oh shit. This is so embarrassing.”
Sean chuckled. “Hopefully it’ll make you feel better to know that you’re in good company. The number one most common error new drivers make is hitting the gas pedal too hard. The pedal is sensitive and takes a little getting used to, but you’ll have it down pat in no time, I promise.”
For the next forty-five minutes, Sean directed Elijah this way and that around the parking lot, having him stop and start, accelerate and slow down, and steer in and around the light poles. He kept his foot at the ready to step on the brake if necessary, but it never was.
Elijah soon began to get a feel for what he was doing and the rigid set of his shoulders gradually relaxed. “This is actually fun,” he remarked a little while later, sounding surprised.
“That’s what I like to hear,” Sean replied. “It should be fun.”
But all too soon for Sean’s liking, their two hours was up and the fun was over. Never had time spent driving around and around an empty parking lot gone by so quickly, but then never had Sean had Elijah to drive around and around with. Which proved what he’d always suspected: context was everything.
Elijah looked distinctly disappointed when Sean told him stop the car, put it in park and set the parking brake. “It’s five o’clock, Elijah. Lesson’s over for today.”
Sadly, though, Elijah’s disappointment didn’t appear to have the same root cause as his own. Sean could find no evidence whatsoever that Elijah was aware of him as anything other than the guy from the Liberty Driving School who was teaching him how to drive. It was a lowering thought, considering that he himself had fallen so hard and so fast for his student that he’d probably set the emotional equivalent of a land speed record.
“I’m really looking forward to Wednesday now,” Elijah said when Sean dropped him off at his house. “You make driving seem so easy, Sean.” Then he got out of the Hyundai, gave Sean a little wave and good-bye, and without a backward glance headed up the path to his front door. Before he even reached it, he had his cell phone out and was calling someone.
Dom? Sean wondered jealously.
Sean waited until Elijah disappeared inside, but didn’t immediately drive off, even though he had to return the Hyundai to the office and fill out a bunch of paperwork before he could go home. Thoughts about the humanity of the Hyundai notwithstanding, Sean was not normally one to indulge in flights of fancy. But Elijah’s aura lingered inside the car, more potent than the celebrity’s $1500 an ounce perfume, and he couldn’t help the wistful wish that Elijah had been calling Dom to tell him about Sean - about how attractive and virile he was, and how much he hoped Sean would ask him out on a date.
And if wishes were horses, thought Sean glumly, he’d be riding Zenyatta down the stretch at Hollywood Park to victory while a besotted Elijah cheered him on - something that had about as much chance of happening as Elijah agreeing to date a stodgy, middle-aged driving instructor.
“Ready to head back to the ranch?” he said to the Hyundai, which of course didn’t whinny or toss its hood, but remained stolidly in place at the curb. That’s what he got for talking to a car.
When Sean got back to his condo a couple hours later, carrying a bag of Chinese take-out, he debated whether to do an Internet search on ‘Elijah Wood’ to see what came up. But he concluded that discretion was the better part of valor and steadfastly ignored the siren call of Google. Anyway, he thought, with a (possibly absurd) cock-eyed optimism, half the fun of courtship and dating lay in the discovery, didn’t it?
Having neatly rationalized his cowardice, Sean plunked himself down in front of the TV to watch a rerun of the previous night’s Daily Show and Colbert Report while he ate steamed dumplings and beef with broccoli. His fledgling career as a politician had been occupying most of his non-work waking hours in recent months, and he needed to catch up on the political news of the day, and then work on the minutes of the local Democratic committee’s most recent meeting. He took his duties as secretary very seriously.
But the only rerun he was really interested in was the one in his head, the one that replayed every moment of the first two-hour episode of a reality show called ‘20 Hours in a Hyundai with Elijah’. The current state of the world and the minutiae of local politics were no competition for his newest driving student.
On Wednesday, Sean made sure he left enough time to return to his condo to shave and put on a fresh ‘Liberty Driving School’ polo shirt before Elijah’s lesson.
As he rinsed the razor under the tap, he stared at his reflection in the bathroom mirror, despairing that that face, with its snub-nose, overbite and too full chin, would ever appeal to someone as gorgeous as Elijah.
With a sigh, he set aside the razor, shut off the water and took a bottle of grossly overpriced aftershave out of the medicine cabinet. He poured some into his palm, and then he hesitated, wondering if Elijah would care for the woodsy scent or if it would be better to do without in case he didn’t. Decisions, decisions, and time was a-wasting. Oh, what the hell. He rubbed his hands together and slapped the aftershave onto his now-smooth cheeks.
As he drove down the 10 toward Venice Beach, Sean speculated that he could have been mistaken about Elijah’s gorgeousness. Who knew? Maybe on a second viewing, he’d discover that he wasn’t attracted to his new student at all.
As he pulled up to the curb in front of Elijah’s bungalow and his eager eyes fell on the slight, dark-haired young man waiting there, Sean’s heart began to race, his breath came fast, and those damn rainbows and unicorns appeared all around him. Not attracted? And maybe pigs would fly.
“That’s a nice aftershave you’re wearing, Sean,” said Elijah after buckling himself in. He sniffed appreciatively. “What’s it called?”
“DKNY Men,” replied Sean. Yes! Score! He had waffled over buying the very expensive aftershave, unsure if the scent was ‘him’, especially considering the description: A combination of soul and spirit, of speed and sophistication, definitely for the men who Love to live life in the fast lane. Strong and vibrant, edged with mystery and adventure. Not exactly how he saw himself.
“DKNY Men. I’ll have to remember that – I’ve been looking for something nice to buy my Dad for his birthday.”
Later that night, Sean lobbed the aftershave bottle with unerring accuracy into the trash. Score, he thought bitterly.
On Friday, the third day of ’20 Hours in a Hyundai with Elijah’, Sean greeted his student sans aftershave and with the key to the car dangling from his outstretched fingers.
“It’s time to tackle the mean streets of Venice, Elijah,” he said.
“You don’t think maybe I need a little more practice in the parking lot?” Elijah asked, eyeing the key as if it were a rabid bat or a coiled King cobra.
“If I thought you needed more practice, that’s where we’d be headed. But you’ve done brilliantly, and you’re more than ready for the next step.” As Elijah continued to look dubious, Sean added gently, “Trust me, okay?”
“I do trust you, Sean,” Elijah replied. He lifted his gaze from the dangling key to Sean’s face, and his expression was serious.
He trusts me, thought Sean jubilantly. I’m making progress.
On Monday, Sean noticed straight off that something was different about Elijah. He was never less than radiant in Sean’s eyes, but this afternoon there was an extra, added glow to him, as if he’d spent the morning at the detailing shop having his skin freshly compounded and waxed.
Was it possible that the glow was because of him, because after two interminable days, he was seeing Sean again at last? Had he, like Sean, wished God had stopped Creation at day 5, so that Friday would pass seamlessly into Monday without that pesky Saturday and Sunday getting in between them?
“Hi, Sean!” Elijah said, bounding up to the Hyundai.
“Hi, Elijah. You sure seem in a good mood.” It was a daring move, but one Sean felt was worth the risk.
“I sure am. I landed my first movie today – my agent called me this morning to tell me I got a part I auditioned for a couple of weeks ago.”
Genuine delight for Elijah warred with crushing disappointment. Fool, Sean castigated himself. How could you possibly think you had anything to do with his mood? But out loud he said, “Elijah, that’s fantastic news. Congratulations.”
“Thanks! It’s only a small role – my character gets whacked about half way through – but it’s a start. God,” he added with some passion, “I would’ve hated if he was right after all, that I’d never make a go of it in LA, and would end up crawling back to New York with my tail between my legs.”
“You would have hated it if who was right?” repeated Sean in confusion.
Elijah stiffened and looked very self-conscious. “I said that?”
“Yes, you did.” Apprehension raised hackles on the back of Sean’s neck. He had a feeling he wasn’t going to like the next thing Elijah said.
He didn’t, and not because of the f-bomb.
“Fuck.” The glow faded. Elijah stared down at his Chucks and toed a crack in the sidewalk. “I was talking about my boyfriend Jason. My ex-boyfriend, I mean. He’s the reason I left New York.”
“Oh.” Sean struggled for something intelligent to say. Unfortunately, his supply of intelligent things to say had dried up as if he’d sprung a major oil leak.
“Look, I didn’t mean to bring Jason up – it just kinda slipped out. Forget I mentioned him, please?” He glanced up then, and it was impossible to resist the imploring expression in his blue eyes.
“Okay,” Sean said, but it wasn’t okay, because clearly this Jason person had broken Elijah’s heart, and he wanted to do something to help. All during the lesson, as Sean calmly instructed Elijah in the art of an efficient three-point turn, this desire grew and grew until it simply couldn’t be suppressed.
So when they got back to the bungalow and were standing together on the sidewalk, before Elijah could thank him and take his leave, Sean gathered his nerve and said, “Elijah, I was wondering if you’d like to have dinner with me – maybe one night this week?”
“You mean as in going on a date?” Elijah stared at him.
“Yes, that’s right. It might take your mind off…things.”
Elijah swallowed hard and fingered the stained beige shoulder strap of his messenger bag. “It’s lovely of you to ask, Sean, honestly it is, and I’m flattered, but I’m afraid I have to say no. You’re a really nice guy, and under other circumstances… But I’m simply not ready to start dating someone new. It’s too soon.”
“I understand,” Sean replied, but he must not have done as good a job of hiding his disappointment as he thought, because Elijah was looking at him with genuine regret in his eyes.
“I’m sorry. I really am,” Elijah said quietly then turned and hurried away.
But somehow his apology only made things worse.
Sean feared that Wednesday’s lesson was going to be awkward as hell. Was there any situation worse than having to share a small, enclosed space with a gorgeous guy who had rejected you?
The solution, Sean had decided during a largely sleepless Tuesday night (following an even more sleepless Monday night), was to maintain a meticulous correctness in his behavior and act professional to the nth degree. Whatever his personal feelings and wishes might be, not a hint of them, he vowed, would be apparent to cause Elijah concern.
Elijah gave Sean a hesitant and uncertain ‘hi’ upon his arrival in Venice Beach, and Sean knew it was time for him to gird his loins, figuratively speaking, and show Elijah that there were no hard feelings on his part. His greeting almost rivaled Elijah's usual for cheerfulness and his smile was as warm as a car hood after baking in the summer sun for an hour.
Clearly Sean possessed some unexpected acting chops, for Elijah's uncertainty soon vanished and all was well again - or as well as it could be when the one person you were finally willing to give full, unfettered access to your gear shift didn’t want it.
So successful was Sean in maintaining his façade of cheerfulness that any residual awkwardness on Elijah’s part soon vanished. Before long, he was chatting away in the friendliest manner possible, as if to make up for turning down Sean’s dinner offer. And as the succeeding days passed, Elijah opened up more and more about the perils and pitfalls of pursuing an acting career, and waxed eloquent about his hobbies of music and photography.
Sean encouraged him to talk; a little light conversation, in his experience, helped his students to stay relaxed. Besides, he’d always enjoyed engaging people in conversation and he was genuinely interested in hearing what they had to say – one reason he was drawn to politics, as he told Elijah, who was fascinated to learn that Sean was contemplating a run for political office. But in Elijah’s case, Sean’s interest went far deeper. The more he learned, the more he wanted to know, and the more he knew, the deeper in love he fell.
The stress involved in maintaining that professional level of detachment was considerable, however, and manageable only through the diligent employment of his right hand on his gear shift in bed each night. It didn’t take long to get up to speed, either, not with a swift succession of images flashing through his mind like billboards along the freeway: Elijah’s small hands flexing as they gripped the Hyundai’s steering wheel; his lean thighs slightly splayed on the caramel-colored driver’s seat, revealing the faint outline of a cock beneath soft well-washed denim; his full lips curving into a quick, delighted smile after successfully completing a new maneuver with the car. And his eyes, those amazing, soul-stirring blue eyes that sucked Sean inexorably in whenever he looked into them.
All too soon, Sean would come, arching into his fast-pumping fist with Elijah’s name on his lips. Then he’d slump back to the bed, panting, sticky, spent – and alone.
Sean had always been keenly aware of the passage of time, of all the things to enjoy and to be and to do before being sent to that great auto salvage yard in the sky, but by his third and final Wednesday in the Hyundai with Elijah, time had turned into a runaway 18-wheeler whose brakes had failed going down Pike’s Peak. Eighteen of the twenty hours had whizzed past, and he was helpless to slow or stop them.
On the learning-how-to-drive front, matters couldn’t have gone more splendidly. Elijah now had a firm understanding of SIPDE (See, Identify, Predict, Decide, Execute), could merge at speed onto the freeway into traffic, and knew how to execute a neat three-point turn. He braked and accelerated smoothly, backed in a straight line, employed the three-second rule for maintaining a safe following distance, remembered to signal before turning, and checked over his shoulder for the blind spot before switching lanes. He was, in other words, ready to ace his driving test.
And yet Sean couldn’t feel his usual sense of pride in a job well done, because if Love, not Driving, had been the curriculum, his performance as an instructor would be considered on a par with that of Captain Traffic: a comical flop involving ill-fitting superhero costumes and broken off side view mirrors.
Sean knew he would never see Elijah again after tomorrow. It was the natural and accepted progression of a driving instructor's life– like pushing a fledgling bird out of the nest to fly off for parts unknown. Never before had he experienced the slightest pang of regret at the thought of watching one of his students fly away (happy anticipation, yes, but never regret), but this time was different.
“Will you miss him as much as I will?” Sean asked the Hyundai that afternoon as he left the driving school and headed southwest toward Venice Beach. The Hyundai, of course, made no reply. It was simply an inanimate hunk of machinery, and couldn’t even whinny like Zenyatta. But he’d logged more hours in the Hyundai than he had in his own Toyota Prius, and surely, if anyone could rouse sentimental feelings in an inanimate hunk of machinery, it was Elijah. “Maybe he’s not the most famous celebrity who’s driven you, but he’s definitely the best.”
Was it coincidence that at that very moment the engine made a strange, mournful sound? Sean didn’t think so.
Elijah, punctual as ever, was waiting outside the bungalow for him.
“Hey,” Sean greeted him with determined smile plastered to his face. “You all ready for your last lesson?” He had a feeling his so-called acting chops were failing him utterly today, however, and his despondency was showing.
“Sure thing,” Elijah replied, and he didn’t exactly sound like the Bluebird Motorhome of happiness himself. In fact, his expression was unusually somber as he opened the rear passenger door and slung his ubiquitous messenger bag into the back seat.
That audition he had yesterday probably went badly, thought Sean. I’m sure it has nothing to do with me.
Without a word, Elijah took his place behind the steering wheel and fastened his seat belt. He adjusted the seat and the rear and side view mirrors. He started up the engine. He released the parking brake. He put the car in gear. Only then did he look at Sean, almost reluctantly it seemed, and in the illumination of Sean’s high beam gaze, he appeared tired and out of sorts, lacking his customary freshly waxed glow.
“Where are we off to?” Elijah asked, but no delicious earnestness was apparent today, and no rainbows or glittery unicorns sprang to life around them.
Sean said, “Back to the school. You need a little more practice with your parallel parking, Elijah. I know you’ve progressed to parking between real cars, but since the DMV uses traffic cones to simulate a parking space for the driving test, that’s what we’ll work with.”
The atmosphere inside the Hyundai was noticeably subdued as Elijah drove to the school and pulled into the empty lot where it all began. Sean knew he ought to make an effort to lighten the mood – maintaining a positive, cheerful environment was his responsibility as the instructor – but the best he could manage were a few small comments of correction or encouragement. His aching heart simply wasn't up to pretending all was well this time - not when it was about to have a head on collision with rejection.
It was as he was removing the four orange plastic cones and aluminum poles from the trunk of the Hyundai and setting them up that Sean was struck by a thunderbolt, as if he were Ben Franklin and the aluminum poles were lightning rods. The thunderbolt in this case was as imaginary as the rainbows and the frolicking unicorns with pearlescent horns and hooves and glittery manes and tails that appeared in the flawless blue California sky whenever Elijah smiled, but it was much more profound.
Love, Sean realized, was a lot like parallel parking.
Sure, he thought as he watched Elijah, his face scrunched up with concentration, cautiously back the Hyundai into the improvised ‘parking space’, you could give up when you came to a spot between two cars that didn’t look quite long enough for your car to fit, or that would take a lot of time and effort to maneuver into, with the consequent humiliation if you screwed up. You could always pass it by and hunt for another, roomier space further up the block. And sure, if you decided to give it a go after all, you could fail, misjudge the distance and end up denting your car and someone else’s. But if you didn’t try, you couldn’t succeed, and there was no guarantee that that better spot existed further up the block or anywhere else. You could have passed up your one and only chance at the perfect parking space because you were too much of a chicken to try.
Now here he stood, life having presented him with what could be the parking space of a lifetime, and was he going to take the coward’s way out and pass it by without even trying?
The answer was immediate and emphatic: hell no!
But it wouldn’t be enough simply to ask Elijah on a date. He’d already tried that and been rebuffed. No, he had to do something spectacular, something that would prove to Elijah how much Sean truly cared and convince him of his sincerity. After all, Elijah was still recovering from the fallout of a failed relationship, and to ask him to risk his heart again so soon was asking an awful lot.
An idea came to Sean then. It was without a doubt the wildest, craziest, most insane idea he’d ever had in his life, but by god, he was going to do it.
“I did it!” Elijah exclaimed through the open car window, sounding jubilant. “I didn’t even bump a cone this time."
“You’re brilliant,” Sean said, grinning and giving Elijah two thumbs up.
Elijah grinned back, and there they were: rainbows arching across the sun-drenched sky, and glittery unicorns tossing their manes and tails and prancing in a happy jig.
It was definitely a sign.
There were a few times during the ensuing hours, as he gathered his supplies, carried them to his Prius and headed out into the night, that Sean questioned his sanity. What am I doing? he asked himself. This can’t possibly be legal. What if I get arrested? Am I washing my future as a U.S. Senator or possibly Governor of California down the drain?
But every time he questioned his sanity, his brain reminded him of two things. First, that once, when he was in high school, he’d snuck out in the middle of the night and removed all the Republican candidates’ political signs from his neighborhood, replaced them with those for the Democratic candidates, and never gotten caught; and second (and most importantly), he was doing this for Elijah.
The sun was just starting to rise majestically over the smog-filled LA basin when Sean finally returned to his condo with his task safely (if illegally) completed but his footsteps dragging - it was many years since he’d pulled an all-nighter. To compensate, he drank an entire pot of black coffee before hopping with caffeine-fueled energy into the shower. As the hot water pounded his naked body, he decided that it was best not to think about what he’d done or what Elijah’s reaction would be.
So successful was he in this effort that by the time he’d dressed, gone to the driving school to exchange the Prius for the Hyundai (to which he apologized for leaving it out of last night’s adventure; he was losing it, but he didn’t care), and driven to Venice Beach, he’d actually managed not to think about what he’d done or what Elijah’s reaction would be for all of twenty-seven seconds.
When Sean drove up, he found Elijah in his accustomed spot, but drinking a Venti coffee from Starbuck’s. Perhaps he, too, had passed a sleepless night, Sean thought. Probably suffering a bad case of nerves about his driving test. No matter how well prepared his students were or how often Sean reminded them that the actual road test only took about 20 minutes and the test examiners honestly and truly wanted them to pass, they still worried. It was human nature.
Just like worrying whether the gorgeous, smart, incredibly sweet young man with whom you’d spent 20 unforgettable hours in a Hyundai Sonata was going to give you a chance to heal his broken heart and show him the true meaning of love.
Sean’s stomach roiled as he got out of the Hyundai. It could have been all that black coffee on an empty stomach, of course.
“You’re sure I’m ready for this?” Elijah said by way of greeting. His face was pale and set, his eyes shadowed. Sean wanted to give him a hug. And maybe - no definitely, this time - a kiss. And then carry him inside the cute bungalow that Sean had only ever seen from the vantage point of the curb and prove that he was indeed ready, and not only to pass his driver’s test.
Instead he said, “I’m absolutely, positively sure, Elijah.” It was the only thing he was absolutely, positively sure about. “You’re going to do just fine. Trust me.”
“I do trust you, Sean,” Elijah said as he had once before. And as on that other occasion, his expression was serious, but it was also sad and rather wistful. “I wish...” His voice trailed away.
“What do you wish?” Sean asked curiously.
“Nothing.” Elijah shook his head. “You know, it’ll seem strange to drive a different car after today. I’m excited about having my own car, but I dunno, I guess I’ll kinda miss driving your Hyundai.”
Not half as much as I’ll miss watching you drive it, Sean almost said. “I think we all have fond memories of the car we learned to drive in. For me it was my dad’s 1985 Pontiac Firebird. But you’ll love the Mini Cooper and I think it’ll be a perfect first car for you.”
“I really appreciate all the advice you gave me about buying a car,” Elijah said, “and well, I appreciate everything you’ve done, Sean. You’ve been awesome.”
It sounded so final, like good-bye. Sean’s heart quailed and his hopes dimmed. But he rallied his spirits, refusing to accept that this was the end, that his crazy, impulsive plan had no chance of success.
“We’re not quite done yet, Elijah,” he said, meaning it more ways than one whether Elijah knew it or not. He glanced at his watch. “Speaking of which, we better going - you don’t want to be late for your appointment. Here, I’ll take your coffee - you get in the driver’s seat.”
It only took about fifteen minutes to drive to the DMV testing center in Santa Monica, which was pretty much a straight shot up Pacific Avenue, but it was along part of the route the examiner would have Elijah drive during his road test, and Sean was pleased to see how fluidly Elijah handled himself and the car. He had to push away thoughts of how fluidly Elijah might handle other things, and where.
“You drive like this during your test and you’ll be fine,” Sean told him.
“Do you really think so?”
“Absolutely. Remember, I’ve been teaching people to drive for a long time. Turn right at this next light.”
Instead of reassuring Elijah, however, this comment seemed to have the opposite effect. His flawless brow furrowed and for the first time in some days, his small square white teeth worried at that tantalizingly full lower lip as he put on the indicator and slowed to make the turn. “Yeah, that’s true. I guess I’m only one of hundreds,” he said.
“I haven’t kept count, but I’ve shepherded an awful lot of people through the process.” You’re the only one who has ever mattered to me personally, though, he added mentally.
The entrance to the Motor Vehicle agency was just up ahead, and Sean directed Elijah to park the Hyundai in front of the building, where the examiner would meet him. He removed the Hyundai’s registration and insurance card from the glove compartment to show the DMV clerk, and they went inside.
The formalities were quickly accomplished - Sean was a familiar face both here and at the other local DMV agencies and was on a first-name basis with just about everyone - and then it was time for Elijah to go outside and meet Jose, his examiner. He would be on his own from this point forward, while Sean waited inside, and it was always at this precise moment that the worst of the nerves set in.
“Oh shit. I don’t know if I’m ready for this,” Elijah moaned like clockwork as they walked back to the entrance doors. “I’m sure I’m going to forget everything you taught me.”
“No, you won’t,” Sean said in a bracing tone. “Now take a deep breath, let it out slowly and relax.” Elijah did. “Better?”
“A little. But shit, I wish you could be in the car with me, Sean.”
“You don’t need me in the car with you, Elijah.” How he wished that Elijah needed him for other things, though, like to be at his side and worship and adore him for the rest of their lives... Well, in a very short while the question of what, or rather who, Elijah needed would be answered - for good or for ill. Butterflies fluttered madly in the pit of his stomach. He needed to follow his own advice, Sean thought, and take some deep, calming breaths to quell the panic rising inside him.
They halted by the doors. “I’ll see you in about half an hour, Elijah. Remember: the examiner isn’t going to spring any surprises on you. Everything that will be on the test is stuff you’ve successfully done already. Just remember your SIPDE...”
“See, Identify, Predict, Decide, Execute,” Elijah interjected.
“...keep your cool, relax and have fun.” It was the standard pep talk he always gave his students, usually accompanied by an encouraging pat on the shoulder. But Sean was afraid that if he touched Elijah, it wouldn’t end at a pat. So he kept his hands to himself.
“I’ll try, Sean,” Elijah said, setting his jaw. Then he pushed through the doors and was gone from view.
For something to do, Sean took out his iPhone and called the driving school office to see if there were any messages for him or changes in his appointments for the next day. Then he pocketed the phone and instead of taking a seat in the waiting area as he normally did (CNN was always playing on a wall-mounted television), he paced nervously back and forth in the lobby, taking deep breaths and trying not to imagine the potential car wreck his life could soon become.
Think positive, think positive, think positive, he mentally chanted, but the closer it came to the moment of truth, the more doomed to failure his idea seemed and the more surreal his behavior of the previous night. Maybe you shouldn’t do this. It’s not too late to change your mind, said the voice of reason. To which another voice, the voice of his heart (which sounded remarkably like Humphrey Bogart), replied, If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Which didn’t technically make sense, but pretty well summed up the situation.
So engrossed was he in his interior monologue that when Elijah’s voice said jubilantly from behind him, “Sean, I did it! I passed!”, he started like a driver who just realized that the traffic light turned green ten minutes ago and all the impatient drivers waiting behind him were blowing their horns in annoyance.
He whirled around in time to catch a blur of motion, and then Elijah had his arms around him and was hugging him exuberantly. Before Sean could even absorb this miraculous event or the feel of Elijah’s firm body pressed against him, it was over. Elijah dropped his arms and stepped back. His face was flushed and he looked a little flustered, as if embarrassed by the impulsive hug, but he held up the familiar piece of paper with his test results and said proudly, “I got a perfect score, too. Even on the parallel parking!”
Mentally, Sean was still stalled at that green light, but he got his brain started again with an effort. “I’m not at all surprised. I had every confidence in you, Elijah.”
“I know you did, and that really helped. I can’t tell you how much,” Elijah said, with a return of the delicious earnestness that wrinkled his brows and turned Sean’s insides to boiling motor oil. His eyes, appearing bigger and bluer and more car-wash-vacuum-cleaner powerful than ever, sucked Sean in as he added, “Dom was right: you are a brilliant driving instructor.”
And darned if the rainbows and the glittery unicorns didn’t appear, right there in the lobby, as if they were at a daycare center for children, not the Motor Vehicle agency. But what Elijah said next sent the rainbows and unicorns scattering at once.
“I’m going to recommend you to all my friends, Sean.”
“Thanks. I appreciate that,” Sean said, fighting to keep from sounding morose. Here he was about to put his heart on the line, risk everything for a shot at that perfect parking space of love, and all Elijah could think about was bringing Sean more Hollywood actors who were caught speeding sans license in the wee hours of the morning. Life simply wasn’t fair.
“I can go apply for my license now, right?” Elijah said, bouncing up and down in his Chucks as if someone was pushing on his pert, perfect fender - Sean only wished it was him. “I hope my photo isn’t too hideous. Everybody says you look like shit in your driver’s license photo.”
“I don’t think you need to worry, Elijah,” Sean said. It was impossible even for the Motor Vehicle agency camera to screw up photographing Elijah’s flawless face. In fact, having achieved the driver’s license photography equivalent of Nirvana, it would probably refuse to photograph anyone else ever again.
There was something in the way Elijah said this that Sean couldn’t quite figure out, so he quickly said, “You’re a movie actor - aren’t all movie actors photogenic?”
“Oh.” Elijah seemed deflated. “I suppose. I guess I’ll find out in a few minutes.”
“I’ll be waiting outside in the car for you, okay?”
“And Elijah, I didn’t have a chance to say this yet, so let me say it now: congratulations.” He didn’t have to force a smile this time. “I’m really proud of you.”
“Thanks, Sean,” Elijah said, and smiled back.
Time that had been careening past like an out of control 18-wheeler suddenly slowed to a crawl that would have done an LA rush hour proud. Then Elijah gave himself a little shake, turned on his heel and hurried toward the line for driver’s license applications.
“Well, this is it,” Sean said to the Hyundai after starting the engine and turning on the a/c against the hot California sun. “The moment of truth. What do you think? Do I have a chance?” The car remained obdurately silent, with not so much as a ping or a hiccup interrupting the well-tuned purr of its engine. “Thanks a lot for the moral support, buddy. I bet Zenyatta wouldn’t ignore me.”
Maybe the car was pissed that Elijah would no longer be driving it. Once that small, capable hand had rested on your gear shift, would you want anyone else to touch it? There was only one possible answer to that. Sean rested his palm on top of the smooth black plastic, and drifted into some very pleasant, very erotic and very possibly foolhardy daydreams. He wondered if the Hyundai was doing the same.
It didn’t take long for Elijah to reappear, his newly minted driver’s license in hand. He climbed into the passenger seat, and said proudly, “I’m official!”
“Watch out southern California drivers,” Sean teased, and Elijah giggled. “How’d the picture turn out?”
Elijah handed him the license. “Not too bad. I was expecting a lot worse.”
Sean scrutinized the photo. Most people in their driver’s license photos, himself included, looked about as cheery as if they were in a police lineup as a suspect in a mass murder; Elijah, smiling straight into the camera as if he hadn’t a care in the world, looked, as Sean had expected, drop dead gorgeous. He was tempted to palm the license, take it home, and stand it on his bedside table in a little frame decorated with rainbows and unicorns.
But instead he handed the license back to Elijah and said, with stunning understatement, “You’re right. It’s not too bad.” He watched Elijah tuck the license away in his wallet. “Ready to go now?” he asked.
“I was kind of hoping I could drive,” said Elijah, sounding disappointed.
And so it begins, thought Sean, hoping he’d be forgiven for a few white lies in the pursuit of the perfect parking space. “It’s driving school policy that after the test the instructor drives the student back to his home,” he said smoothly.
“It is? That seems like a strange policy to me.”
“It has to do with liability issues. Now that you’re a licensed driver and no longer a student, the insurance doesn’t cover you,” Sean explained with blithe mendacity.
“Oh, I had no idea. Okay then.” Elijah shrugged and fastened his seat belt.
“I was wondering,” Sean went on, “if you’d mind a slight detour on the way back to your place. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to swing by the driving school first. I need to pick up some paperwork for my next student and he lives on the other side of Venice Beach from the office.”
“I don’t mind at all, Sean,” Elijah said brightly.
“Great. It’s a short drive up the 10. Won’t take too long.” Sean put the Hyundai in gear and pulled out of the lot, his heart racing like a Toyota with a stuck accelerator. Both to distract himself, and to keep Elijah from noticing anything odd in his behavior, he said, “So tell me about your driving test.”
As he drove along Lincoln to Olympic, heading for the on-ramp to the Santa Monica Freeway, Elijah filled him in on the details, how he almost forgot to slow to the correct speed limit in a dip, and how, for a terrifying second, he blanked out when Jose the examiner asked him to turn on the Hyundai’s hazard lights.
Sean made appropriate noises and nodded from time to time, but in truth, he barely heard what Elijah was saying. They were on the 10 now, heading northeast. He stayed in the right lane, going exactly the speed limit. His palms were sweating and his heart was up to at least 200 mph and he thought he might, just might, be sick.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
Suddenly Elijah stopped in mid-sentence and leaned forward, peering through the windshield. “Hey, look at that white sheet hanging from the overpass, Sean. It has ‘ELIJAH’ spray painted on it. How funny is that?”
They drove under the overpass, and Elijah went on, “I wonder what it means. Why would someone do that?”
Sean was incapable of speech. It didn’t matter, though, because Elijah had just caught sight of the next overpass, also festooned with a large white sheet.
“Oh wow, there’s another sheet. It says ‘GIVE ME A CHANCE’.” Elijah glanced at Sean, his face lit up with excitement. “It must be a message for this Elijah guy. How awesome is that?” He faced forward again. “I wonder if there are any more of them.”
Sean could have answered that question, but didn’t. He just kept driving. His hands were literally shaking now and he was sweating, perspiration trickling down his neck and between his shoulder blades.
“Look, there is another one!” Elijah said, squirming in his seat. “Shit, I wish I had my camera so I could take pictures of them. This one says, ‘PLEASE?’. Well, whoever it is gets points for politeness, anyway.”
Sean wished he could close his eyes as they approached the next overpass, but that wasn’t possible. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
“Oh my god,” Elijah unconsciously echoed him. “Look at that. ‘I LOVE YOU’, inside a red heart.” He was leaning so far forward now that his nose was practically touching the windshield. “Man, I didn’t think people did stuff like this anymore. I guess romance isn’t dead after all.”
Sean really, really, really wanted to close his eyes. One final banner remained, the one that would give the entire game away. Sure, Elijah thought it was awesome and romantic now, but what would he think when he knew it was for him, and more importantly, that Sean was the perpetrator?
And then there they were, looming large as an oncoming tractor-trailer barreling down the wrong lane, four enormous spray painted letters in solid black on brilliant white: SEAN.
Sean heard a sudden, sharp intake of breath, and he could no more have kept his eyes from going to Elijah then than he could have stopped from breathing.
Elijah’s right hand was clenched into a fist on the dashboard. His body was rigid and absolutely still. He was staring and staring as if he couldn’t believe his eyes, and his throat was furiously working, the bobbing of his Adam’s apple the only sign that he hadn’t been turned to stone.
“Pull over,” he said. His voice was hoarse, almost unrecognizable. “Sean, pull over. Now.”
Sean’s driving performance would have delighted Captain Traffic if he could have witnessed it. Not only did he forget to use his turn signal as he pulled onto the shoulder, crossing the rumble strips with a clatter, but he braked so abruptly that his seat belt locked. He didn’t even think to put on the emergency flashers once he’d stopped, either. That he had enough presence of mind to shift the Hyundai into park and set the parking brake was an achievement of truly superheroic proportions.
Elijah turned in his seat and stared wide-eyed at him. “It was you,” he said in a wondering voice. “You did this. For me.”
“Yes, it was me,” Sean said, and he was strangely calm now that the truth was out. “I did it last night. I couldn’t let you go without trying one more time, Elijah. I know you were badly hurt by that guy in New York, but I’m asking you to give me a chance, just a chance. Because,” his voice caught, “I love you so very much.”
“Oh Sean.” A sheen of tears misted Elijah’s eyes. With fumbling fingers he undid the seat belt, and before it had even fully retracted, he had launched himself at Sean. “Oh Sean.” He flung his arms around Sean’s neck and clung to him. “Of course I’ll give you a chance. Those were the 20 best fucking hours I’ve ever spent with anyone, and I never should have turned you down the first time. I’ve been kicking myself for days now. You’ve been so polite and professional, I was sure I’d completely blown it and I’d never see you again after today, except on television when you were sworn in as Governor with some lucky bastard standing next to you who wasn’t me.” His arms tightened to a stranglehold.
Sean, encumbered by his seat belt and the steering wheel, was pretty much helpless to move anything but his mouth, but with Elijah straddling his lap and their gear shifts touching, he wasn’t about to complain. No need to rebuff or evade this time. His celebrity student was right where he wanted him.
“I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable, Elijah,” Sean said, “but it was hard not to tell you how I felt - you have no idea how hard.” He huffed a rueful laugh. “Believe me, those were the 20 best hours I’ve ever spent with anyone either, even if I sometimes thought I’d go mad with wanting to tell you.”
“Oh Sean. Thank you for not giving up on me. Thank you for telling me how you felt in the most fucking fantastic, romantic, amazing way any guy has ever been told.” Elijah braced his hands against Sean’s shoulders and pushed back until his face was on a level with Sean’s. He was so close that Sean could feel each warm, uneven puff of breath on his skin and actually hear the flutter of the pulse beating madly at the base of his throat.
For a long moment, wild-eyed and desperate, they stared at each other, and then with an impatient, needy moan that might have come from him or might have come from Elijah, but probably came from both of them, their lips met in a hungry kiss.
Through the rush and roar of his blood rocketing through his veins as their kiss deepened and their gear shifts ground together, Sean dimly heard a sound like a deep, contented sigh. It might have come from him or it might have come from Elijah, but Sean would forever after always believe that it came from the Hyundai.
Cell phone reports from startled drivers of rainbows suddenly appearing over the 10 east of Santa Monica were attributed by the authorities to an atmospheric anomaly. But as for the unicorns...!